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Mr. X Big Stress Relief
$19.90 IN STOCK When your feeling a little stressed reach for this big guy and squeeze to your hearts content. |
Incase Of Emergency Vibe
$21.90 IN STOCK A helpful tool to be used incase of emergency. |
Dicky Water Gun
$14.99 IN STOCK Get wet and wild this summer with the dicky water gun. |
Pecker Water Gun
$11.50 IN STOCK This portable pocket pecker pistol is perfect for surprising your enemies. |
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Wild Bitch Novelty Hard Vibe
$14.99 IN STOCK The perfect companion for a wild bitch. Comes with a fuzzy cover case. |
Pocket Boyfriend Novelty Vibe
$19.90 IN STOCK Your new boy-toy with none of its counterparts negatives |
Dicky Sipper Straws
$14.99 IN STOCK Sip on your favourite cocktail with these purple and pink dicky straws. |
Dicky Sipper Straws
(Glow In The Dark) $14.99 IN STOCK Sip on your favourite cocktail with these glow in the dark dicky straws. |
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Life Saver Vibe (7")
$16.50 IN STOCK When times gets tough and you need some alone time reach for this life saver. |
Life Saver Vibe (4.5")
$12.99 IN STOCK When times gets tough and you need some alone time what could be better then this little life saver. |
11" Party Balloons
$6.90 IN STOCK Have the others swooning at the hunks when you blow up these balloons. |
Thunder Pricks
$2.00 IN STOCK Support your team the right way, be the loudest supporter using these prick thunder sticks. |
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Ice Maker Tray
$7.99 IN STOCK Chill your drinks with sensual ice in the shapes of everything privates. |
Pecker Tealight Candles
$4.99 IN STOCK Heat up any occasion with these pecker tea lights. |
Mini Willy Candles
$4.99 IN STOCK Make the cake even more special with these colourful mini willy candles. |
Penis Light Key Chain
$11.50 IN STOCK These little peckers will bring colour to your key ring. |
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Boobie Whistles
$7.99 IN STOCK Great for the next big game, bachelors party or just a night with the lads. |
Pecker Whistle
$7.99 IN STOCK Good for bachelorette parties, shopping excursions or just a spending time with the girls. |
Pecker Whistle
(Glow In The Dark) $7.99 IN STOCK Good for bachelorette parties, shopping excursions or just a spending time with the girls, but at night. |
Eight Pecker Whistles
(Pink & Purple) $14.99 IN STOCK There's enough pecker whistles for everyone in this pack for synchronised musical moments. |
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The Perfect Pair Backscratcher
$8.99 IN STOCK These lovely ladies will help you reach all the spots that need scratching. |
Grow A Pecker
$4.99 IN STOCK Drop it in water and watch it grow see this little pecker expand by 6 times its original size. |
Grow A Boyfriend
$4.99 IN STOCK Finally the technology exists to create your very own boyfriend. Make all your friends jealous when this hunk expands. |
Grow A Girlfriend
$4.99 IN STOCK Finally the technology exists to create your very own girlfriend. Make all your friends jealous when this beauty expands. |
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Dick Head Cap
$18.50 SOLD OUT A gift for someone you know who is a massive dickhead. Also good for the self aware. |
I Love Beer Cap
$6.99 IN STOCK For the beer enthusiast who needs both hands free for other important things, like cheering at sporting events |
Boob Inspector Cap
$18.50 IN STOCK For that person you know who stares just a little too long. |
I'd Worry About Turning 40 Cap
$5.99 IN STOCK "I'd worry about turning 40 if I wasn't so damn sexy" |
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Pleasure For Him Coupons
$7.99 IN STOCK Spoil your partner with these vouchers for 10 pleasurable experiences. |
Pleasure For Her Coupons
$7.99 IN STOCK Get your partner some fun vouchers so she can get what she wants when she wants it. |
Metal Cuffs
$3.50 IN STOCK A simple pair of cuffs for first time role-play or make shift police officers. |
Sensual Fetish Kit
$35.99 IN STOCK If you enjoy the more sensitive parts of life then this kit is for you, heighten your senses with the blindfold, cuffs and a fantasy feather duster. |
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Turning 21 Bar Exam Cards
$9.99 IN STOCK Are you ready for being 21? Test yourself with this set of bar exam cards. |
Boob Slippers
$39.99 IN STOCK Make stretching more interesting with the boob slippers, touching your toes will never be the same. |
Sex On The Brain Card Game
$4.99 IN STOCK Match pairs of cards to initiate different foreplay activities to get a good night started. |
Girth Gauge
$4.90 IN STOCK The tool to see if he really is as big as he says. |
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Pecker Playing Cards
$9.99 IN STOCK A sausage fest in a card box, a funny set of cards to get some laughs whilst beating your friends. |
Pecker Slippers
$43.90 IN STOCK If you've ever been called a dickhead now you can be one from head to toe. |
Penis Soap On Rope
$13.50 IN STOCK Use your dirty humour to help clean up your friends with this penis shaped soap. |
Naked! - Strip Poker Card Game
$9.99 IN STOCK These cards have pictures of the pieces of clothing to be removed so you have more control over what comes off. |
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Boobie Playing Cards
$9.99 IN STOCK If you thought playing with cards was fun you'll love having your hands full with these boob cards. |
Girls Night Out
Dare Check Book $5.99 IN STOCK Give your friends the cheques they don't necessarily want, but definitely deserve with these GNO dares. |
Birthday Bitch Card Game
$10.99 IN STOCK How well do you really know the birthday bitch? Find out more whilst playing this game. |
Love Coupons
$4.90 IN STOCK Give your partner something they will really enjoy. Coupons to 'spend time' with you. |
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Bachelorette Bar Challenge
$4.90 IN STOCK Celebrate your friends last night as a single right. Completing different challenges to collect shot cards |
Strip And Tease Cards
$9.99 IN STOCK These cards can turn any traditional card game into the strip equivalent. |
Deluxe Asshole Card Game
$12.90 IN STOCK A helpful deck of cards with rules to 'Asshole' and many other fun additional rulings. |
Beer! Card Game
$10.99 IN STOCK Beer! The card game where you assign drinks, steal from each other, have blackouts and even an occasional drunken hookup |
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Positions Of Bondage
$17.50 IN STOCK A game where you compete against your lover to build a five card fantasy that includes one of each of five categories of bondage position challenges. |
50 Something Vouchers For Her
$7.99 IN STOCK Get your lady something special for her fiftieth, some funny vouchers should do the trick. |
40 Something Vouchers For Her
$7.99 IN STOCK The perfect set of vouchers for a forty something someone in your life. |
40 Something Vouchers For Him
$7.99 IN STOCK The perfect set of vouchers for a forty something someone in your life. |
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Chocolate Body Pen
$14.50 IN STOCK Write a heartfelt message on your love and then lick it all off! (Contains dairy, soy and traces of nuts). |
Bachelorette Toilet Paper
$2.50 IN STOCK Who needs a stripper when you've got plenty of the bachelorette toilet paper. |
Pee Pee Bib
$6.50 IN STOCK Never miss a drip again with the pee pee bib! Ties around the waist. |
Bake Your Own Boyfriend
$5.90 SOLD OUT Bake yourself the perfect man with these creative cookie cutters. |
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Jelly Willies
$12.99 SOLD OUT 120g of gummy candy in the shape of willies. |
Jelly Boobs
$12.99 IN STOCK 120g of gummy candy in the shape of boobs. |
Candy Lover's Bra
$16.90 SOLD OUT 280g of yummy candy. One size fits most. |
Candy Lover's
Posing Pouch $16.90 IN STOCK 210g of tasty candy. One size fits most. |
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Life after 40 -
A Survival Guide for Women $19.50 IN STOCK Bum getting bigger? Having trouble staying awake during sex? See the solutions to these problems and more inside this illustrated book. |
Life after 50 -
A Survival Guide for Women $19.50 IN STOCK The essential guide to having sex without a heart attack, surviving on the dance floor and avoiding droopy boobs. |
Life after 50 -
A Survival Guide for Men $19.50 SOLD OUT The essential guide to being a trendie oldie, faking 'keeping it up,' and surviving on the dance floor. |
The Relationship Survival Guide
$16.90 SOLD OUT How good is your relationship? Will it last? Handy illustrated tips from Martin Baxendale (and his wife!) |
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Penis Hoopla Game
$13.90 IN STOCK How many rings can you toss on the penis? Compete with your friends or play with yourself. |
Fart Extinguisher
$12.90 IN STOCK Locate source of odour and spray vigorously! This fart extinguisher is sure to freshen the air. |
Nurse Bell
$13.50 IN STOCK Ring the bell for the nurse! The only limit is your imagination... |
The Nookie Wedge -
Privacy Preservation Kit $8.50 IN STOCK When the bell starts jingling, it's time to stop jiggying! Set this up at your door before you get down to business. |
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Fart Trumpet
$7.50 IN STOCK Blow the trumpet at the same as you 'parp' to cover the fart! |
Smiles, Smirks and Smut
$8.50 SOLD OUT This comic-style book features funny illustrations of elderly people going about their days. |
Purple Ronnie's little book of Willies and Bottoms
$6.90 SOLD OUT An entire (illustrated) book dedicated to the wonder of willies and bottoms. |
Pecker Meter
$2.99 IN STOCK How do you measure up? This measuring tape can be attached to a keyring and offers alternative measuring units. |
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Naughty Gnomes
Minis $10.90 These cheeky gnomes love to sunbathe! 13cm long. Red hat lady - SOLD OUT Black hat lady - IN STOCK Red hat man - SOLD OUT Black hat man - SOLD OUT |
Naughty Gnomes
Gents $30.90 These cheeky gnomes love to sunbathe! Red hat - SOLD OUT Black hat - SOLD OUT |
No Farting Desk Sign
$12.90 SOLD OUT Let people know exactly how you feel with this plastic stand up desk/table sign. |
No Bull**** Zone
Desk Sign $12.90 SOLD OUT Let people know exactly how you feel about their bull with this plastic stand up desk/table sign. |
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Your New Baby's First Adventures
$20.90 SOLD OUT From being born to baby's first tooth, find out the deepest desires of a small baby. (Spoiler alert: he's mostly after breast milk!) |
Sexy Bottle Openers
$7.50 IN STOCK Available in both male and female silhouettes, open your bottles wherever you go! |
Grow Some Balls
$5.50 IN STOCK Grow a pair! Place your balls in water for 72 hours and watch them grow up to 600 percent in size, then remove them from water to watch them shrink back down. |
Love Dice
$2.50 pair IN STOCK You're guaranteed to get lucky with this pair of fun dice. Roll one die for the action and the other to say where, then get your partner to do it to you! |
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Sex Smarts
Q & A Game SALE! Was $25.90 NOW $18.00 Arouse your curiousity! Where does the word 'dildo' come from? What's a merkin? These true/false and multiple choice cards offer hours of fun! |
Man Training Kit
SOLD OUT Everything you need for "guaranteed success" in training your man. Includes a whistle, whip, "man treats" and training guide. |
Lapkins Napkins
SOLD OUT Don't forget to dress for dinner! This pack of 24 paper napkins are sure to give you a laugh. Each pack contains 3 different designs; Y-fronts, panties and a fig leaf! |
Flashing Willy Garter
SALE! Was $14.50 NOW $5.00 'For your last night of freedom!" A lacy thigh garter featuring a colourful LED lit penis. Batteries included. |
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Juggling Boobs
$13.90 SOLD OUT Get abreast of your stress with this pack of two juggling boobs. Bounce 'em, squish 'em, roll 'em! |
Anti Bullshit Spray
Air Freshener $12.90 SOLD OUT Directions for use: Identify the source of bullshit and spray vigorously! Contains scented air freshener. |
Novelty Socks
Old Fart $12.90 SOLD OUT Do you know an old fart that needs a pair of these? |
Gentleman's
Ball Scratcher $36.50 SOLD OUT For the busy male executive. A high-quality scratcher in a hard case. |
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Old Age Accessories Marbles
$9.50 IN STOCK Lost your marbles? Here they are! Contains 10 marbles. |
Old Age Accessories Bed Snake Bat
$8.50 SOLD OUT Hit hard if anything "pops up!" Mini baseball bat. |
Old Age Accessories Willy Splints
$5.50 IN STOCK A helping hand for Mr. Floppy. |
Old Age Accessories Emergency Plastic Pants
$7.50 SOLD OUT For bathroom emergencies when you're out and about! |
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Old Age Accessories Wrinkle Filler
$7.50 SOLD OUT The DIY botox kit! Includes "weapons grade wrinkle filler" (moisturiser) and a trowel. |
Sorry - A Woeful Book of Outrageous Excuses
$6.90 IN STOCK Do you know someone who has used every excuse in the book? Well, this is THAT book. |
Gentleman's
Wash Cloth $7.50 SOLD OUT For when your delicate parts need handling with care. The words "saggy ball washer" are lovingly embroidered on the cloth. |
Fines for
Senior Moments Money Tin $4.90 SOLD OUT Losing keys and glasses: 20c, forgetting your name and/or address: $1, gifting this money tin to an old friend of yours: priceless! |
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Grow your own Boobs
$4.90 SOLD OUT It's the world's cheapest boob job! Grow a perfect rack in 72 hours by placing this lovely pair into water. They grow up to 600 percent! |
69 and a Half Uses for a Snoozy Old Person
$8.90 SOLD OUT An informative picture book giving 69 "creative" uses for an old person around the house. |
Stress Balls
$11.90 SOLD OUT For when you're been driven NUTS! Squeeze them, bounce them, do whatever you like. |
Classic Wind Up Chattering Teeth
$13.90 SOLD OUT Wind them up and watch them go! |