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Willy Washer Soap
$16.50


Large or small or inbetweener, nothing beats a cleaner weener.

One size fits most
Personal hygiene has never been as simulating.

Great gag gift for Hen Parties or Stag Nights

7(L) x 7(W) x 2.5(H) cm
Dicky Sipper Straws
(Glow In The Dark)
$14.99

​2 only


Sip on your favourite cocktail with these glow in the dark dicky straws.
Bachelorette Party favours Pecker Straws
$14.99

3 only 


10 in pack.
​Sip on your 
favourite cocktail with these purple and pink dicky straws.
Sexy Ice Tray
$10.90

​2 only


Cool the drinks at your next cock-tail party. Naked ladies.
Sex Ice Maker Tray
$7.99

1 only


Chill your drinks with sensual ice in the shapes of everything private. Penis, boobs & bums.
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Willy Ice Pop Mold
$15.99

​2 only


"Surprise your girls at the Naughty Girl's Party!"
Pecker Tealight Candles
$3.50

​2 only


Heat up any occasion with these pecker tea lights. 
​Mini Willy Candles
$3.50

​2 only


Make the cake even more special with these colourful mini willy candles.
Singing Dicky Candle
$3.50

​3 only


This candle will sing you a happy birthday​
just don't forget to blow it out.
11" Party Balloons 
$6.90

​4 packs only


Have the others swooning at the hunks when you blow up these balloons.
3 Girls Strip Heat Change Mug
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Willy 3D Mug novelty penis
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3 Girls Strip Heat Change Mug
$17.99

Just add a hot beverage to this mug and watch, the girls clothes will disappear.

More girls means more value.
​
Warning: this mug may make your coffee too hot for work!
​
8(L) x 8(W) x 9(H) cm
Window colour box

Willy 3D Mug
​$20.50


Quality ceramic mug with a 3D willy handle.

Drink from this mug for morning glory.

Hand wash only – not microwave or dishwasher safe.
​

13(L) x 9.5(W) x 12.5(H) cm
Colour box


Turning 21 Bar Exam Cards
$9.99


1 only
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Are you ready for being 21? Test yourself with this set of bar exam cards.
​
Boobie Playing Cards
$9.99

​3 only


If you thought playing with cards was fun you'll love having your hands full with these boob cards.
Twisted Sex Card Game
$11.50

3 only


"If you thought playing cards was fun, try playing with the Twisted Sex cards!
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Strip And Tease Cards
$9.99

​1 only


These cards can turn any traditional card game into the strip equivalent.
Birthday Bitch Card Game
$10.99

​1 only


How well do you really know the birthday bitch? Find out more whilst playing this game.
Sex On The Brain Card Game
$4.99

1 only

​
​Match pairs of cards to initiate different foreplay activities to get a good night started.
Beer! Card Game
$10.99

​1 only


Beer! The card game where you assign drinks, steal from each other, have blackouts and even an occasional drunken hookup
Bachelorette Bar Challenge
$4.90

​3 only


​ Celebrate your friends last night as a single right. Completing different challenges to collect shot cards
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Boob Cap
$26.90

​1 only


Great gift for anyone who likes all eyes on them.
Road Titties
$19.99

​1 only


The perfect pair of travelling companions for journeys far and wide.
Boobie Boppers
$5.90

2 only
​

This headband will have all eyes on your boobs, bouncing with every step.
Boobie Eye Glasses
$5.90

​2 only


You'll be as inconspicuous as a guy with boobs on his face.
Dicky Darts
$6.90


Make the penetrating plays with this dicky dart.
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Novelty Condom
Look He Likes You
$4.99

​1 only


"Look he likes you"
Novelty gift only.
Novelty Condom
Forward Rewind
$4.99

​1 only


"Forward, Rewind, Forward, Rewind, Stop, Eject"
Novelty gift only.
Novelty Condom
Fucking Angel
$4.99

​5 only


"I'm a fucking angel"
Novelty gift only.
Novelty Condom
Happy Birthday
$4.99

​3 only


"Happy Fucking Birthday"
Novelty gift only.
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Butt Showing Cake Topper
$4.90

​2 only


Have your cake topper moon your guests with this pair of exhibitionists.
Flashing Willy Garter

SALE! Was $14.50
NOW $5.00


'For your last night of freedom!" A lacy thigh garter featuring a colourful LED lit penis. Batteries included.
French Maid Outfit
$22.99

​1 only


Fulfil fantasies with this full French maid kit. Featuring a headpiece, choker, wrist cuffs and apron.
Willy Masher
$9.90

​1 only


​Multi purpose masher with a unique handle. Clean before each use.
Girls Night Out
Dare Cheque Book
$5.99

​1 only


Give your friends the cheques they don't necessarily want, but definitely deserve with these GNO dares.
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Pocket Boyfriend Novelty Vibe
$19.90

​1 only


Your new boy-toy with none of its counterparts negatives
Wild Bitch Novelty Hard Vibe
$14.99

​1 only


The perfect companion for a wild bitch. Comes with a fuzzy cover case.
Incase Of Emergency Vibe
$21.90

​2 only


A helpful tool to be used incase of emergency.
Penis Light Key Chain
$11.50

​3 only


These little peckers will bring colour to your key ring.
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Boobie Whistles
$7.99

​1 only


Great for the next big game, bachelors party or just a night with the lads.
Pecker Whistle
$7.99

​Good for bachelorette parties, shopping excursions or just spending time with the girls.
Pecker Whistle
(Glow In The Dark)
$7.99

​1 only


​​Good for bachelorette parties, shopping excursions or just spending time with the girls, but at night.
Eight Pecker Whistles 
(Pink & Purple)
$14.99

​1 only


​There's enough pecker whistles for everyone in this pack of 8 for synchronised musical moments.
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Dicky Water Gun
​$14.99

​4 only


​Get wet and wild this summer with the dicky water gun.
Grow A Girlfriend
$4.99


1 only

​Finally the technology exists to create your very own girlfriend. Make all your friends jealous when this beauty expands.
Sexy Bottle Openers
$7.50

Available in both male and female silhouettes, open your bottles wherever you go!
Grow Some Balls
$5.50

4 only


Grow a pair! Place your balls in water for 72 hours and watch them grow up to 600 percent in size, then remove them from water to watch them shrink back down.
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Boob Inspector Cap
$18.50

​2 only


For that person you know who stares just a little too long.
Pecker Slippers
$43.90

​1 only



Pecker Meter
$2.50

​2 only


How do you measure up? This measuring tape can be attached to a keyring and offers alternative measuring units.
​Sensual Fetish Kit
$35.99

​1 only


If you enjoy the more sensitive parts of life then this kit is for you, heighten your senses with the blindfold, cuffs and a fantasy feather duster.


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Old Age Accessories Willy Splints
$5.50

​1 only


A helping hand for Mr. Floppy.
Old Age Accessories Marbles
$9.50


Lost your marbles? Here they are!
Contains 10 marbles.
Metal Cuffs
$3.50

​2 only


A simple pair of cuffs for first time role-play or make shift police officers.
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40 Something Vouchers For Her
$7.99

​1 only


The perfect set of vouchers for a forty something someone in your life.
Life after 40 -
A Survival Guide for Women
$19.50

​2 only


Bum getting bigger? Having trouble staying awake during sex? See the solutions to these problems and more inside this illustrated book.
Sorry - A Woeful Book of Outrageous Excuses
$6.90

​1 only


Do you know someone who has used every excuse in the book? Well, this is THAT book.

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